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Keys to make a group work:

This is a short list of steps to follow when you make group work. No matter it is for the institution, school, uni, or even the gigs.

1: Put yourself in the group to give you a better chance of Less Than More (A Less work, more note.)

- Vale! Who do we start?

- I told Rachel that she has the job of women's issues and has in fact only to summarize and ready.

- Stupendo, topic and group have a stroke!

2: Be clever and quick time to meet to choose what to do.

- Well, now that we almost all use and distribution work.

- But if we are only four of the eight group we are!

- Yeah, but as the original work is mine, I count for two, so we are mostly what we are today.

3: If you have not been at the meeting to choose your part of the work (malditoscabrones), thinks there is always another to come out worse than you.

- But why do I have to fuck the fucking my conclusions !!?... Well ... I could have played expose.

(in another house)

- ¿¿¿¡¡ TOCA ME WHAT MY EXPOSED!?

4: Once the allocation of work, not be an asshole and do not be fooled ...

- Hey, Rachel! When you pass me your abstract? Is to get you started to make conclusions.

- see, is that we played together Cristina all the work, but has gone on vacation, so we are going to go through separately and, when he returns, she oas meeting.

- Ah ... Hey, now that I am the last, that no matter m work together ...

- Vale!

... by that I meant that you were not a jerk.

5: As you've been an asshole, it's your turn to pray for people to remember to send their part of the job.

- Miguel! No, seriously, I just need the part of the Republican woman. Hand it to me if you want to discover what it is to feel that one would take out the eye with a teaspoon.

Thanks to this original learn to make threats, but also discover that serve no purpose.
However, you can always feel relieved to think that someone is going worse than you.

- Not for nothing, but the teacher is saying that exposes to Surprise, Surprise, and I work I have yet to end ...

- And what you say is the problem?

- That'm the one who puts it!

- Oh, well, we have a problem.

6: When he finally got the whole job you spend half an hour to put all in the same letter, read the errata, put your feet photo, re-check the errors and make the index. At this point you have to do two basic things: the cover ...

- I send the final paper and check it out, but, yes, the cover if that is responsible one, I just put the title and the names, step photos of other crap.

... and, seriously, put it in a pen or else you'll regret later.

7: Check out the power point. You can open it, you like and do not give work to which it does or revenge vilely as you have bitched when working together.

- Hey, Cristina, which is cool and that, but there are a lot of text, right?

- Well, I dunno ...

- Man ... I say this because hardly see the bottom. It looks like a black sea.

- Okay, I change.

(day and a half later.)

- I removed some text, what do you think?

- Well, well ... now only removes the background and put something that has to do with the topic, bucking.

8: Do not get fooled again and ignore the adage "If you want a job well done, do it yourself" ...

- Finally finished! Who prints and binds?

- Eh ... there are possibilities that this be done alone?

- Nope.

- Oh, well, then I do, come.

... Because I propose to print long before the day of the exhibition, but in the end you will do on Sunday afternoon and then decide that your printer's ink seems outrageously enough, the computer will think that is a good time to hang up and discover you do not have a fucking copy of the work in the pen.

And that I warned you to keep it.

However, getting someone to send it to you and the printer relent on their demands. Encuardenarás early and twenty sheets of shit, already a staple could suffice.

With all this exposure is only the time of the Great Revelation, where you will discover the Ways of Life and other kinds of very interesting things that your teacher is an expert on the subject of women under Franco and all questions that have been made to other groups you going to download to you.

So, really, to make a good teamwork and everything is discovered in what is less qualified teacher and do your damn job on that.