Treaty Of Guadalupe Hidalgo And Cheat Land

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[I]Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Marta is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of her's, Cintia. So everyone please put your hands together for Marta! Okay, now Marta, you're here to talk about someone, aren't you?
You: Yes.
Jerry: And what is this other persons name?
You: James.
The crowd cheer.

Jerry: Okay, okay, well James, is actually here tonight -

The crowd SQUEALS with delight.

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Marta, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... Carmen!
You: What the HELL!!!

Out of nowhere you pull out a gum. Carmen reaches for the table. Out of the shadows Matt appears.

Matt: Wait everybody wait!
Jerry: Yes, everybody.. let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here, Carmen.
Carmen: Because I saw Marta and Matt making out at park!

The crowd goes absolutely INSANE.

Matt: That's a lie! I was home watching Eurojunior!
Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem, Carmen?
Carmen: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Cintia, who is now engaged to Matt.

The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement.

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Cintia out here because Marta had something that they needed to tell them anyway about.. James, that's right!
Cintia: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with James! You know how I feel about James!.
Matt: WHAT?!?!!? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with James?!
Cintia: Because I knew that I could never have James. But Marta promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!
Matt: Well what about respect for MY feelings?!?
Carmen walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Cintia.
Carmen: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

Again the crowd SQUEALS.

Matt: Oh my God! Are you SICK!

Matt runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly.

Matt: Marta, take me away from all of this!
You: You see.. that's the thing. I'm.. well.. I'm, uh, married..

The crowd does its bit.

Matt: Married?
You nod.
Matt: Who the hell are you married to?! When.. when did this happen? I don't understand!
You: The other day. In Scotland. I'm married to James.
Cintia: WHAT!?!!??!
Jerry: (grinning widely) So.. did you have a nice wedding night?
James: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 2 times if that's what you mean.

The crowd screams.

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight.. Marta is married to James who Cintia has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Cintia has recently become engaged to Matt who was recently spotted kissing Marta in the park. Now on top of this Carmen has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Cintia.
James: That's right Jerry.
Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, Perhaps We Should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse Marriage. Perhaps I Should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks, It's Been Great, But for now .. it's goodnight.
Cue cheesy background music and fade to black.
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